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If pigs could fly, There would never be a famine or a war. We wouldn't lock the door, For crime would be no more. If pigs could fly, We would never ever need a root canal. The dentist is your pal when swine can soar. If pigs could fly then cake would make us thin. And calories? They're history! So pass the pie again. If pigs could fly, We would never have to pay another tax, And we could all relax our worried minds. And maybe if we're sweet they'll let us ride. If pets could drive then catnip would grow wild, And hairballs would be precious as A painting by your child. If pets could drive, We would have to hang our heads outside the car. A gallon would go farther than the sky, If pets could drive and pigs could fly! Song Length 2:45 Genres Unique - Children, Unique - Comedy Tempo, Feel Medium (111 - 130) Moods Cheerful, Jovial. Subject Matter General, Imagination.

There are many idioms of improbability, used to denote that a given event is impossible or extremely unlikely to occur. Flying pig. A flying pig is a symbol of an impossible event coming to pass. The popular vernacular, saying something will happen "when pigs fly", or "when pigs have wings" is traditionally used to mean that the specified event will never occur.

If Pigs Could Fly is the live recordings of the Burlington, VT based band Bootless & Unhorsed. Pigs is simply THE quintessential album to own if you even remotely like traditional Irish folk and drinking songs.

If I Could Fly" is a song and single made by German power metal band Helloween, from their album The Dark Ride. The song begins with a grand piano that combines itself with distorted guitars and pounding drums. The lyrics depict a man in a journey of self-discovery. The song was written by Helloween frontman Andi Deris. The song has become one of Helloween's most popular, joining Future World, I Want Out and "Eagle Fly Free" on their live setlists

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If pigs could fly, I would owe a lot of dumb people a lot of dump shit. This needs to be on the next episode of Binging with Babish. Pigs roll around in mud and shit all day. If they don't find food they've been known to eat their own shit. They'll eat anything you throw in front of them. They don't have sweat glands so they can't get rid of waste in their system.

I also believe that if pigs could fly, they'd be healthier for you too than they are now but still fatty like a duck. Most animals that fly have hollow bones to so they won't be weighed down during flight, and I don't think flying pigs could be as heavy as real pigs are. That is, unless they didn't actually fly and their wings were used to win over mates like peacocks. Being a theorist is fun! 133 Views · View 2 Upvoters. What does a pig's tail taste like? If pigs could fly, then what?

You can almost get a feel of how awesome it was to be in the crowd for one of their shows. I saw them twice ever - in like '94 and those two shows are burned into my memory. This is what an Irish band should strive for.